Gleaned from the Saturday Review: August 9th and 16th, 2008

Sassymonkey is recommending The President’s Daughter by Ellen Emerson White. I first heard of this series during last year’s Under the Radar Recommendations from A Chair, A Fireplace, and A Tea Cozy. I think it’s time I tried out this series about a woman elected president and her teenage daughter.

I finally have this book from the library, having seen it recommended by someone and requested it a couple of months ago and then recommended again at Just a Reading Fool. Lucky for me I’m patient with the waiting list at the library.

Calon Lan recommends The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody by Will Cuppy. This humorous look at the vicissitudes of various historical figures sounded like just my kind of humor, so I looked up the author, Will Cuppy. He was a journalist with a book review column for the New York Herald Tribune, and he wrote for The New Yorker and other magazines. He was a humorist, but actually suffered from depression and committed suicide in 1949. Decline and Fall was published posthumously in 1950. Sad story, but I’m looking forward to checking out a copy of the book.

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I can’t remember where I copied this list. I really like book lists, don’t you?

1) Look at the list and bold those you have read.
2) Italicize those you intend to read.
3) Underline the books you love.
4) Strike out the books you have no intention of ever reading, or were forced to read at school and hated.
5) Reprint this list in your own blog.

1. Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen
2. The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien
3. Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte
4. The Harry Potter Series – JK Rowling
5. To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee
6. The Bible
7. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
8. Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell
9. His Dark Materials – Philip Pullman
10. Great Expectations – Charles Dickens
11. Little Women – Louisa M Alcott
12. Tess of the D’Urbervilles – Thomas Hardy
13. Catch 22 – Joseph Heller Probably not.
14. Complete Works of Shakespeare
15. Rebecca – Daphne Du Maurier
16. The Hobbit – JRR Tolkien
17. Birdsong – Sebastian Faulks
18. Catcher in the Rye – JD Salinger
19. The Time Traveller’s Wife – Audrey Niffenegger
20. Middlemarch – George Eliot
21. Gone With The Wind – Margaret Mitchell
22. The Great Gatsby – F Scott Fitzgerald
23. Bleak House – Charles Dickens
24. War and Peace – Leo Tolstoy
25. The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams
26. Brideshead Revisited – Evelyn Waugh
27. Crime and Punishment – Fyodor Dostoyevsky
28. Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck I’m not a Steinbeck fan.
29. Alice in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll
30. The Wind in the Willows – Kenneth Grahame
31. Anna Karenina – Leo Tolstoy
32. David Copperfield – Charles Dickens
33. Chronicles of Narnia – CS Lewis
34. Emma- Jane Austen
35. Persuasion – Jane Austen
36. The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe – CS Lewis
37. The Kite Runner – Khaled Hosseini
38. Captain Corelli’s Mandolin – Louis De Bernieres
39. Memoirs of a Geisha – Arthur Golden
40. Winnie the Pooh – AA Milne
41. Animal Farm – George Orwell
42. The Da Vinci Code – Dan Brown
43. One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
44. A Prayer for Owen Meaney – John Irving Tried it, didn’t like it.
45. The Woman in White – Wilkie Collins
46. Anne of Green Gables – LM Montgomery
47. Far From The Madding Crowd – Thomas Hardy
48. The Handmaid’s Tale – Margaret Atwood
49. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
50. Atonement – Ian McEwan
51. Life of Pi – Yann Martel Maybe.
52. Dune – Frank Herbert
53. Cold Comfort Farm – Stella Gibbons
54. Sense and Sensibility – Jane Austen
55. A Suitable Boy – Vikram Seth
56. The Shadow of the Wind – Carlos Ruiz Zafon
57. A Tale Of Two Cities – Charles Dickens
58. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
59. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time – Mark Haddon
60. Love In The Time Of Cholera – Gabriel Garcia Marquez
61. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
62. Lolita – Vladimir Nabokov
63. The Secret History – Donna Tartt
64. The Lovely Bones – Alice Sebold
65. Count of Monte Cristo – Alexandre Dumas
66. On The Road – Jack Kerouac
67 .Jude the Obscure – Thomas Hardy
68. Bridget Jones’s Diary – Helen Fielding (why is this on the list?)
69. Midnight’s Children – Salman Rushdie
70. Moby Dick – Herman Melville
71. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
72. Dracula – Bram Stoker
73. The Secret Garden – Frances Hodgson Burnett
74. Notes From A Small Island – Bill Bryson
75. Ulysses – James Joyce Life is too short.
76. The Bell Jar – Sylvia Plath
77. Swallows and Amazons – Arthur Ransome
78. Germinal – Emile Zola
79. Vanity Fair – William Makepeace Thackeray
80. Possession – AS Byatt
81. A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens
82. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell
83. The Color Purple – Alice Walker The movie was enough.
84. The Remains of the Day – Kazuo Ishiguro
85. Madame Bovary – Gustave Flaubert
86. A Fine Balance – Rohinton Mistry
87. Charlotte’s Web – EB White
88. The Five People You Meet In Heaven – Mitch Albom I’m looking forward to meeting my Saviour face to face, and then I’ll let Him introduce me around. I’m not sure Mr. Albom knows much about it.
89. Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
90. The Faraway Tree Collection – Enid Blyton
91. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad
92. The Little Prince – Antoine De Saint-Exupery
93. The Wasp Factory – Iain Banks
94. Watership Down – Richard Adams
95. A Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole Tried it; maybe I’ll try again someday.
96. A Town Like Alice – Nevil Shute
97. The Three Musketeers – Alexandre Dumas
98. Hamlet – William Shakespeare
99. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory – Roald Dahl
100. Les Miserables– Victor Hugo

I couldn’t figure out how to underline the ones I loved, but since I loved almost all the ones I read, the ones in bold print, I suppose the underlining part was unnecessary.

Sunday Salon: What To Read?

The Sunday Salon.comThis Sunday Salon post is made up of more notes for my talk next Tuesday:

WHAT do we read?

Consider what you have in the smallest chosen library. A company of the wisest and wittiest men that could be picked out of all civil countries, in a 1000 years, have set in best order the results of their learning and wisdom. The men themselves were hid and inaccessible, solitary, impatient of interruption, fenced by etiquette; but the thought which they did not uncover to their bosom friend is here written out in transparent words to us, the strangers of another age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.
Jorge Luis Borges

1. Read the classics.
From C.S. Lewis’s Introduction to Athanasius’ On the Incarnation

It is a good rule, after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. If that is too much for you, you should at least read one old one to every three new ones.
Every age has its own outlook. It is specially good at seeing certain truths and specially liable to make certain mistakes. We all, therefore, need the books that will correct the characteristic mistakes of our own period. And that means the old books.


Great Books of the Christian Tradition and Other Books Which Have Shaped Our World by Terry Glaspey. Glaspey lists books by era and gives a little information about each one. His list is not exhaustive, but it does include non-Christian authors as well as the great Christians.
The Well-Educated Mind: A Guide to the Classical Education Education You Never Had by Susan Wise Bauer. Ms. Bauer’s book is marketed for and aimed toward homeschoolers, but it’s perfect for any autodidact. The books are listed by genre: the novel, autobiography and memoir, history, drama, and poetry.
Who Should We Then Read? by Jan Bloom. I got this title from Carmon’s list here. I haven’t seen it, but it sounds good.

Reading Between the Lines: A Christian Guide to Literature by Gene Edward Veith, Jr. This one is not so much a list of what to read as a guide to how to read discerningly.
Books Children Love: A Guide to the Best in Children’s Literature by Elizabeth Wilson, foreword by Susan Schaeffer Macaulay. I used to have a copy of this book, I think. As I remember, it’s a list by grade level of the best in children’s literature.
Love Your God With All Your Mind: The Role of Reason in the Life of the Soul by J.P. Moreland. I just found this one at the church library today, but it looks like a fantastic case for Christian intellectual endeavor. And it has a list at the end of books that are useful as introductions to various fields including ethics, economics, education, theology, history, journalism, law, literature, mathematics, psychology, mostly from a Christian perspective.

In science, read by preference the newest works.
In literature, read the oldest.
The classics are always modern.
~ Lord Edward Lytton

2. Read the books that are shaping the minds of our culture.

What is the most popular fantasy book of the past ten years?

Have any of you read Dan Brown’s The Da Vinci Code?

Who’s heard of Stephenie Meyer? Have you read her books?

I don’t enjoy a lot of modern literary fiction because I find that most of what’s been produced in the twentieth century and beyond is full of existential angst and hopelessness, but I make myself read some because it’s speaking to the people in our culture, the people to whom I am a witness of God’s truth, whether it speaks to me or not.

“If you still don’t like a book after slogging through the first 50 pages, set it aside. If you’re more than 50 years old, subtract your age from 100 and only grant it that many pages.” —Nancy Pearl

3. Read what you enjoy.

I like fiction. I learn from fiction. Next to fiction, I like stories of real people, biographies and history and memoir, Make yourself try different genres, different eras of literature, kinds of writing that are new to you. But if you don’t enjoy them, don’t finish. The 50 page rule is not a bad thing. Life is short.

4. Use booklists and blogs and book reviews and catalogs.
In addition to the guides above, try these assorted booklists and reading guides:

Picture Book Preschool. Picture Book Preschool is a preschool curriculum by Sherry Early based on picture books that she has been reading to her children for the past twelve years.
100 Best Fiction Books of All Time from Semicolon.
1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die by Peter Boxall. Arukiyomi’s 1001 Books spreadsheet lists the 1001 books and gives you a way to record what you’ve read and calculate how many books you should read per year to finish the list.
Book Lust by Nancy Pearl.
Book Crush by Nancy Pearl.
WORLD Magazine. WORLD has lots of book reviews, book columns, author interviews, etc.
Sonlight catalog for a list of quality children’s books, whether or not you use their curriculum.
Veritas Press catalog. Ditto the Sonlight blurb.
Lots of great blogs feature book reviews and book talk. Check out my sidebar under Book Blogs or Kid’s Lit. Or try the links found at the Saturday Review featured each Saturday here at Semicolon.

Quick unrelated link: Joel Belz of WORLD magazine says that real winner of tonight’s townhall meeting (Civic Forum on the Presidency) at Saddleback Church (Rick Warren’s church) was Pastor Rick who proved himself to be an able interviewer. I’ll be interested to read a more detailed account of the questions and answers.

And for more reading suggestions the Carnival of Children’s Literature, Beach Edition for August, is up at Chicken Spaghetti.

Why Read?

I’m supposed to give a talk/presentation at my church next Tuesday to the ladies on Reading and How to Build a Home Library. I guess someone saw my house, decorated in vintage and not-so-vintage books, and decided that book-buying was the area of my expertise. I thought I’d start out with a bit about why Christians in particular should be reading books other than the Bible. This is a draft of my notes for the talk:

Perhaps the greatest gift any father can bestow upon his children, apart from the covenant blessings of parish life and a comprehension of the doctrines of grace, is a passion for reading. It is cheap, it consoles, it distracts, it excites, it gives a knowledge of the world, and it offers experience of a wide kind. Indeed, it is nothing less than a moral illumination.
—Thomas Chalmers

WHY read?

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The books or the music in which we thought the beauty was located will betray us if we trust them; it was not IN them, it only came THROUGH them, and what came through them was longing. These things-the beauty, the memory of our own past- are good images of what we really desire; but if they are mistaken for the thing itself they turn into dumb idols, breaking the hearts of their worshippers. For they are not the thing itself; they are only the scent of a flower we have not found, the echo of a tune which we have not heard, news from a country we have not visited.”
C. S. Lewis

1. God communicates using language.
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. John 1:1

We don’t worship books, not even The Book, the Bible. Nevertheless, God uses the metaphor of “word” to tell us us something of who He is, of who Jesus is. Language is part of the foundation of the universe, according to Genesis; God spoke and the world came into being. So we read, first the Bible, God’s word to man, and then other books, men’s words to each other through which we can receive God’s truth, too.

A book ought to be an icepick to break up the frozen sea within us.
~ Franz Kafka

The universe is made of stories, not of atoms.
~ Muriel Rukeyser

2. Stories illuminate truth.
Jesus told the crowds all these things in parables. He did not tell them anything without using a parable. Mathew 13:34

Stories, in particular, show us things that nonfiction cannot. We ought to read both fiction and nonfiction, but stories are uniquely able to penetrate our defenses, obscure precious truths to those who are not interested enough to pursue those truths, and illuminate truth to those who are. Jesus said he spoke in parables so that those whose ears were dull and whose eyes were closed and whose hearts were fat would NOT understand. (Mt. 13:13) Conversely, those who seek will find, and often the truth is hidden in a story.

3. Books can communicate truth when we either don’t have the time or the words ourselves.
And how many people have discovered God’s truth in a book written by a man?
Martin Luther read Augustine, and he came to an understanding of sin and salvation that freed him from guilt and self-condemnation.
John Newton read Thomas a Kempis and it brought him from the slave trade to the ministry.
C.S. Lewis read G.K. Chesterton and George MacDonald, and he said they “baptized his imagination.”
Chuck Colson read C.S. Lewis, and he was born again.

This excerpt from the July 26, 2008 issue of WORLD magazine illustrates how wonderful a tool the written word in the process of conversion and spiritual growth. It’s an interview with journalist Bob Beckel.

WORLD: So, how did you come to faith?
BECKEL: I was in the process of getting divorced. I was married to a professional golfer. You don’t know fear until you see a five iron in the hands of a professional golfer at two in the morning. It’s a scary thing. I had a lot of difficulties. I had retreated to a farm in rural Maryland and refused to come back to Washington to do any television appearances. I got a call one day from Fox saying, would you come and do an appearance with Cal Thomas? And for some inexplicable reason, I said yes. Five different times I tried to call and cancel. And I couldn’t cancel.
I reluctantly drove in and there was Cal. I knew him a bit, but not really well. He looks at me and says, “Is there something wrong?” Right away. Instead of saying the normal Washington thing—”Good. Fine. Great”—I said, “Actually it’s not.” And he said, “Let’s talk about it after we’ve done the show.” He spent many hours with me after that and talked about faith but never pushed faith on me. He sent me a lot of books. I was one of those people who needed to have proof. I needed to see skin and bones. The idea of whales and arks and burning bushes and opening seas—all that was just in my mind Charlton Heston.
One of the first books that Cal sent me was Evidence That Demands a Verdict. I began to read that. Cal continued to send me books. It must have cost him thousands of dollars because this farm of mine was way out and this poor postal guy kept coming out hauling these boxes of books. I read and read and read. Finally, Cal said, “Why don’t you come to church with me?” Now, I hadn’t been to church in . . . well, I hadn’t been to church. So Cal takes me to Fourth Presbyterian Church in Washington, which is full of more right-wing Republicans than any church in all of Washington. [But] the message that day was a message that worked. It was about faith and belief and that there is a certain leap that you need to take but in the end what else is there? When you compare the rest of life, what else is there really? Slowly but surely it came to me that there was something there.

4. Great books enable us to learn from many teachers.
Where there is no guidance the people fall, But in abundance of counselors there is victory. Proverbs 11:14

Live always in the best company when you read.
Sydney Smith

A book is the only place in which you can examine a fragile thought without breaking it, or explore an explosive idea without fear it will go off in your face…. It is one of the few havens remaining where a man’s mind can get both provocation and privacy.
Edward P. Morgan

When we read we receive the wisdom of people, past and present, whom we would never have the opportunity to meet. And we and our children can examine things and ideas that we would never be able to or would not want to experience personally.
Do we want to know about China or the Olympics or the Silk Road? Read.
Do we want to understand how Christians thought about the faith in ages past? Read.
Do we want to understand the hopelessness of a life lived apart from the grace of God or the arguments of the atheist who says that there is no God? Read.

Next post I’ll write a little about how to find good books.

Picture Book Preschool

Since it’s that time of year, getting ready for school and all that jazz, I thought it might be a good idea to feature a post with a little information on my book, Picture Book Preschool. Also, it seems to me that Picture Book Preschool would be a good resource for All of you parents of preschoolers, homeschoolers or not.

Picture Book Preschool is a preschool/kindergarten curriculum which consists of a list of picture books to read aloud for each week of the year and a character trait, a memory verse, and activities, all tied to the theme for the week. You can purchase a downloadable version (pdf file) of Picture Book Preschool by Sherry Early at Biblioguides.

Go here for an example of one week’s listing.

The book mainly consists of these lists, one for each week of the year. You should be able to find most of the picture books listed in Picture Book Preschool at your local library. If you can only find five out of the seven or six out of the seven for a given week, that should be enough to keep you busy. I have collected many of the picture books listed in Picture Book Preschool for my own children by browsing used bookstores. So when I read these books to Z-baby, I read some that we owned and some that I got from the library.

As far as comparisons go, I am familiar with the curriculum Five in a Row, and I like it very much. In Five in a Row you are encouraged to read one picture book, such as Lentil by Robert McCloskey, for five days in a row. (Children generally love to read favorite picture books over and over again.) For each day of the week this curriculum gives lesson plans related to the books of the week covering science, mathematics, history and geography, and language arts. Five in a Row is a fully developed curriculum with loads of activities to keep your homeschooled preschooler or kindergartner busy and happy.

Unfortunately (or fortunately) for my preschooler, I am homeschooling six older children. I don’t have time to do all the activities in Five in a Row, and I like the variety of picture books we read with Picture Book Preschool. Picture Book Preschool introduces your child to the best of children’s picture books, and it takes only a few minutes each day to read the book for that day, talk about it, and see where it leads you. Maybe you’ll pretend to run away from home with Frances or stack caps like the peddler in Caps for Sale or make up a poem of your own after reading The Important Book by Margaret Wise Brown. I suggest a few activities in Picture Book Preschool, but it’s left up to you and your child how far you want to go with each book and with the theme for each week.

Advanced Reading Survey: Vanity Fair by William Makepeace Thackeray

I’ve decided that on Mondays I’m going to revisit the books I read for a course in college called Advanced Reading Survey, taught by the eminent scholar and lovable professor, Dr. Huff. I’m not going to re-read all the books and poems I read for that course, probably more than fifty, but I am going to post to Semicolon the entries in the reading journal that I was required to keep for that class because I think that my entries on these works of literature may be of interest to readers here and because I’m afraid that I may lose my notebook.

Author: Prior to Vanity Fair, Thackeray had written various short pieces under such imaginative pseudonyms as Michael Angelo Titmarsh, Charles Yellowplush, and George Fitz-Boodle. Vanity Fair was written for publication in monthly installments over a period of a year and a half, and it is said that as each publication deadline neared, the printer’s boy sometimes had to wait in the passage to carry off the pages as they were finished. At any rate, Vanity Fair became quite successful and gave Thackeray the means and popularity to go on writing other novels.

Characters:
Amelia Sedley Osbourne: a young gentlewoman
Becky Sharp: a cunning and beautiful orphan girl
Joseph Sedley: Amelia’s brother
Rawdon Crawley: an aristocrat and rake who marries Becky
George Osbourne: Amelia’s first husband
Miss Crawley: Rawdon’s wealthy aunt
Lord Steyne: A close friend of Becky’s
William Dobbin: Amelia’s protector and second husband

Quotations:
The world is a looking glass and gives back to every man the reflection of his own face. Frown at it, and it will in turn look sourly upon you; laugh at it and with it, and it is a jolly kind companion. (p. 9-10)

I, for my part, have known a five-pound note to interpose and knock up a half century’s attachment between two brethren; and I can’t but admire, as I think what a fine and durable thing Love is among worldly people. (p. 93)

She did not dare to own that the man she loved was her inferior; or to feel that she had given her heart away too soon. Given once, the pure bashful maiden was too modest, too tender, too trustful, too weak, too much woman to recall it. (p. 173)

And for my part I believe that remorse is the least active of all a man’s moral senses —the very easiest to be deadened when wakened; and in some never wakened at all. We grieve at being found out and at the idea of shame or punishment; but the mere sense of wrong makes very few people unhappy in Vanity Fair. (p. 443)

It is all Vanity, to be sure, but who will not own to liking a little of it? I should like to know what well-constituted mind, merely because it is transitory, dislikes roast beef? (p. 526)

Ah! Vanitas Vanitatum! Which of us is happy in this world? Which of us has his desire? or, having it, is satisfied? (p. 728)

Thoughts and Tidbits Thirty Years later:

According to Wikipedia, “the character of Becky Sharp is based in part on Thackeray’s maternal grandmother Harriet Becher. She abandoned her husband and children when she eloped with Captain Charles Christie. In 1806 shortly after the death of Christie and her husband she married Edward Butler, another army officer. Thackeray lived with his grandmother in Paris in the 1830s and again in the 1840s.”

I never knew until a few years ago that Gone With the Wind was inspired by Vanity Fair. It makes perfect sense that Scarlett O’Hara and Becky Sharp are essentially the same characters each in a different place and time. Vanity Fair and Gone With the Wind.

Carrie at Mommy Brain hates Becky Sharp.

What I wrote about Thackeray and Vanity Fair on Thackeray’s birthday.

You can read Vanity Fair at Project Gutenberg., but it’s rather long. I suggest a nice cuddly 700+ page book, paperback or hardcover.

Eccclesiastes 1:1-3:
The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
What profit hath a man of all his labor which he taketh under the sun?

Sunday Salon: Schemes, Memes, and Memories

The Sunday Salon.comIt’s been a busy week here at the Semicolon ranch. (No, we don’t really have a ranch although we do live in Texas.) I’m trying to prepare to teach four different classes at homeschool co-op and several classes and subjects here at home. We got two of the girls signed up for dance at a new studio, and I’m still trying to get some other outside classes worked out for some of the other urchins. Elven Daughter now has a driver’s license, and I don’t. I couldn’t pass the vision test at the DPS to get my license renewed.

Life is gearing up fast and furious, and although Madame Mental Multi-Vitamin would tell you that reports of the death of summer are exaggerated, I am seemingly unable, or unwilling, to stop the momentum in that direction. We are running into fall, instead of sliding as MM-V suggests, and the whole of Major Suburbia is running along with us.

As for bookish thoughts, I copied these questions from the blog of Guatami Tripathy:

1. Who’s your all-time favorite author, and why?

That’s a very difficult question. I like different authors for different reasons and different genres. I started to say Charles Dickens was my all-time favorite, but I’m not always in a Dickensian mood. Maybe C.S. Lewis or J.R.R. Tolkien come closer to being my all-time favorites. I can almost always find something by Lewis that fits my need or mood from nonfiction to science fiction to myth to fantasy. And if those don’t fit the moment, there’s the unclassifiable Screwtape.

2. Who was your first favorite author, and why? Do you still consider him or her among your favorites?

My very first favorite? Maj Lindmann, a Swedish picture book author who wrote about the boy triplets, Snipp, Snapp, and Snurr and the girl triplets Flicka, Ricka, and Dicka. There was something absolutely fascinating to a six year old about three identical siblings having adventures in exotic Sweden.

Later, I graduated to Louisa May Alcott, Madeleine L’Engle, Lewis, and Tolkien. I still haven’t found anything better than those four.

3. Who’s the most recent addition to your list of favorite authors, and why?


Wendell Berry. Read about my love for Mr. Berry’s books here if you missed it the first time.

4. If someone asked you who your favorite authors were right now, which authors would first pop out of your mouth? Are there any you’d add on a moment of further reflection?

The four I mentioned above plus Tolstoy, Dostoyevsky, Thackeray, Stephen Lawhead, Dorothy Sayers, and Agatha Christie. I’d better stop there and refer you to this list.

Poetry Friday: W.H. Auden and Donny Osmond?

PFbuttonEldest Daughter is leaving today to go to graduate school in Nashville, and I am missing her already. So I’m posting this poem for her, because she says it’s one of her favorites. (She said choosing a favorite poem was too hard.)

As I Walked Out One Evening
by W. H. Auden

As I walked out one evening,
Walking down Bristol Street,
The crowds upon the pavement
Were fields of harvest wheat.

And down by the brimming river
I heard a lover sing
Under an arch of the railway:
‘Love has no ending.

‘I’ll love you, dear, I’ll love you
Till China and Africa meet,
And the river jumps over the mountain
And the salmon sing in the street,

‘I’ll love you till the ocean
Is folded and hung up to dry
And the seven stars go squawking
Like geese about the sky.

Things sort of go downhill for Auden after that, until “the crack in the tea-cup opens/ A lane to the land of the dead.” Read the rest of the poem at Poets.org.

However, it’s a rather facile reaction, but that first part of Auden’s poem reminds me of this song by Jerry Livingston and Paul Francis Webster:

You ask me how much I need you, must I explain?
I need you, oh my darling, like roses need rain
You ask how long I’ll love you, I’ll tell you true
Until the Twelfth of Never, I’ll still be loving you

Hold me close, never let me go
Hold me close, melt my heart like April snow

I’ll love you ’til the bluebells forget to bloom
I’ll love you ’til the clover has lost its perfume
I’ll love you ’til the poets run out of rhyme
Until the Twelfth of Never and that’s a long, long time

Until the Twelfth of Never and that’s a long, long time . . .

Ah, those were the days . . . Donny Osmond, and bell bottom pants, and Gogo boots.

We’re going to miss you, Miss Eldest, until the Twelfth of Never and until the salmon sing in the street.

(Listen to Donny the Heartthrob here on Youtube.)

Poetry Friday round-up is at Becky’s Book Reviews today.

Semicolon Author Celebration: Betsy Byars

Betsy Byars was born August 7, 1938 in Charlotte, North Carolina. That would make her seventy years old today. According to her website and according to Wikipedia, she now lives in Seneca, South Carolina with her husband Ed Byars. Both Ms. Byars and her husband are licensed pilots, and they live on an airstrip and over an airplane hangar. I assume they also own an airplane.

Ms. Byars has written over sixty books, the first one published in 1962. In 1971, she won the Newbery Medal for her book, The Summer of the Swans, about a fourteen year girl, Sara, and her handicapped younger brother, Charlie, and a very long summer day. She’s also won a National Book Award, and an Edgar Award, and the Regina Medal from the Catholic Library Association.

How Right You Are, Jeeves by P.G. Wodehouse

“It is impossible to be unhappy while reading the adventures of Jeeves and Wooster. And I’ve tried.”
Christopher Buckley

I was extremely, tearfully, hormonally, and existentially (maybe even adverbially) unhappy when I began reading How Right You Are, Jeeves this past weekend. I read it purely for escape from my woes. I was so unhappy that I had to read the first page approximately five times over before I gathered the facts that Bertie and his friend Reggie, better known as Kipper, Herring are just sitting down to breakfast when the phone rings. . .

And off we go. Jeeves is set to go on holiday, off to Herne Bay for the shrimping and to judge a bathing beauty contest. Bertie is invited by Aunt Dahlia down to Brinkley Court, Market Snodsbury to be there confronted with various and sundry dilemmas and romantic entanglements of the type that only a Wooster could become involved in. All the Wodehousian cast are there: a domineering young female of unusual beauty, and a rather goofy girl who goes ga-ga over romantic poetry read aloud in the garden, a former schoolmaster of unpleasing aspect, a nerve specialist disguised as a butler, visiting Americans of dubious sanity, the afore-mentioned Kipper to whose assistance Bertie is bound by the Code of the Woosters, and even Jeeves himself, who must cut short his holiday to come to the rescue of the hapless Bertie.

At the end of the book, I was left chuckling softly, with only a mild melancholy to send me to bed. That change in mood and attitude, The Wodehouse Effect, is God’s gift to the English-speaking world, as channelled through Sir Pelham Grenville Wodehouse. I won’t say that it never fails, nor that it cures all ills, but it’s always worth a try —and much cheaper than hospitalization.

(By the way, it looks as if I’ve already read this book under its British title: Jeeves in the Offing. No matter. The medicine works just as well whether its already been taken before or not.)