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Spooner’s Day

Spooner’s Day, is named for Rev. William Archibald Spooner, b. 1844, Dean and later Warden of New College in Oxford. This article from Reader’s Digest describes Spooner :

Spooner was an albino, small, with a pink face, poor eyesight, and a head too large for his body. His reputation was that of a genial, kindly, hospitable man. He seems also to have been something of an absent-minded professor. He once invited a faculty member to tea “to welcome our new archaeology Fellow.”
“But, sir,” the man replied, “I am our new archaeology Fellow.”
“Never mind,” Spooner said, “Come all the same.”

He was most famous, however, for getting his tang tungled. Spoonerisms are words or phrases in which sounds or syllables get swapped. Some of Spooner’s spoonerisms:
fighting a liar–lighting a fire
you hissed my mystery lecture–you missed my history lecture
cattle ships and bruisers–battle ships and cruisers
nosey little cook–cosy little nook
a blushing crow–a crushing blow
tons of soil–sons of toil
our queer old Dean–our dear old Queen
we’ll have the hags flung out–we’ll have the flags hung out

GWB’s most famous spoonerism:
“If the terriers and bariffs (barriers and tariffs) are torn down, this economy will grow.” (January 7, 2001 in Rochester, New York)

Also born on this date:
Emma Lazarus, b. 1849.

The New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

“Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she

With silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Margery Williams Bianco, b. 1881. Author of the classic children’s story of The Velveteen Rabbit. Read it here.

Stephen Vincent Benet, b. 1898 Winner of two Pulitzer prizes for poetry, one for the Civil War poem John Brown’s Body, he also wrote the short story The Devil and Daniel Webster. You can read this humorous story here. I read the story to a few of my urchins today, but they said they didn’t believe it!
Young Adventure, A Book of Poems by Stephen Vincent Benet.

Kay Bailey Hutchison, b. 1943. One of my two senators. I was looking at her website, and I found a list of books for children and adults about Texas and its history. Not a bad list, but they need to add the recent book I read about the Galveston hurricane of 1900, Galveston’s Summer of the Storm by Julie Lake.

Edited and reposted from July, 2005

Bastille Day

In 1789. the French mob stormed the Bastille, and the rest, as they say, is history. Or fiction. In honor of the day, here are a few suggestions:

A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens. After my recent very long post on Mr. Dickens, I had to put this one at the top of the list. “It was the best of times; it was the worst of times . . .”

Scaramouche by Rafael Sabatini. I read this book last year. “Sabatini tells a good story set during the French Revolution; it reminds me of Star Wars, the ‘Luke, I am your father’ motif. Why are young adventurers in swashbucklers always looking for their missing fathers?”

The Scarlet Pimpernel by Baroness Orczy. “They seek him here. They seek him there. Those Frenchies seek him everywhere. Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell? That demmed elusive Pimpernel.”

I haven’t read either of these books, but they sound as if they would be of interest on this French-y sort of day:

The Knight of Maison-Rouge: A Novel of Marie Antoinette by Alexandre Dumas. A citizen of the Republic rescues a damsel in distress and becomes involved in a plot to rescue the imprisoned queen.

A Far Better Rest by Susanne Alleyn. A sequel to A Tale of Two Cities.

Happy Independence Day

Calling all U.S. citizens, how will you celebrate the Fourth of July? We always have a full day: parade in the morning, home to cool off, and fireworks in the afternoon/evening. This year our church is handing out bottles of water for parade-goers. What will you be doing? How does your church or your family celebrate our nation’s founding?

Some picture books for July 4th:
Longfellow, Henry Wadsworth. Paul Revere’s Ride.Illustrated by Ted Rand. Dutton, 1990.
Dalgliesh, Alice.The 4th of July Story. Alladin, 1995. (reprint edition)
Spier, Peter. The Star-Spangled Banner. Dragonfly Books, 1992.
Bates, Katharine Lee. America the Beautiful. Illustrated by Neil Waldman. Atheneum, 1993.
Devlin, Wende. Cranberry Summer.

Also on July 4th:
Nathaniel Hawthorne was born July 4, 1804. Advice from Nathaniel Hawthorne on Blogging.

Stephen Foster was born on July 4, 1826. The PBS series American Experience has an episode on the life of Stephen Foster, author of songs such as Beautiful Dreamer and Oh! Susanna.

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on the same day, July 4, 1826, fifty years after adoption of the Declaration of Independence.
Adams’ last words were: “Thomas Jefferson still survives.”
Jefferson’s last words: “Is it the fourth””

Calvin Coolidge was born on July 4, 1872. He is supposed to have said, “If you don’t say anything, you won’t be called on to repeat it,” and “I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say.”
Also, “we do not need more intellectual power, we need more spiritual power. We do not need more of the things that are seen, we need more of the things that are unseen.”
Amen to that.
More on Calvin Coolidge and the Fourth of July from A Gracious Home.

The poem “America the Beautiful” by Katharine Lee Bates was first published on July 4, 1895.

On July 4, 1970 Casey Kasem hosted “American Top 40” on radio for the first time. I cannot tell a lie; in high school I spent every Sunday afternoon listening to Casey Kasem count down the Top 40 hits of the week.

James M. Kushner at Mere Comments recommends David McCullough’s book 1776 for Fourth of July reading. I haven’t read it yet, even though I added it to my list last year at this time.

Last but not least, via Ivy’s Coloring Page Search Engine, I found this page of free coloring sheets for the 4th of July. We liked the fireworks page.

Go celebrate with your own fireworks–or watch some—or something. Happy Independence Day!

Note: this post was edited and reposted from last July.

Great Classic Fiction to Read to or with a Nine Year Old Boy

The books I listed in my series post on Monday are fine for an eight or nine year old boy to read to himself, but he needs to be challenged with stuff he can comprehend, but maybe not read alone. These are a few suggestions for read aloud time or for a nine year old who’s reading confidently and voraciously on his own:

The Pushcart War by Jean Merrill
The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe by C.S. Lewis (and the rest of the Narnia books)
My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George
Big Red by Jim Kjelgaard
Old Yeller by Fred Gipson
Little Britches by Ralph Moody
The Book of Three by Lloyd Alexander (and the rest of the Prydain books)
Redwall by Brian Jacques

Farmer Boy by Laura Ingalls Wilder
A Wrinkle in Time by Madeline L’Engle
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain
The Indian in the Cupboard by Lynn Reid Banks

To read alone or together:
Henry Huggins by Beverly Cleary
Henry Reed, Inc. by Keith Robertson
The Toothpaste Millionaire by Jean Merrill
Little Eddie by Carolyn Haywood
The Great Brain by John Fitzgerald (and the rest of the series)
Einstein Anderson, Science Sleuth by Seymour Simon
Soup by Robert Newton Peck
By the Great Horn Spoon by Sid Fleischman
The Great Turkey Walk by Kathleen Karr
The Mouse and the Motorcycle by Beverly Cleary
The Sword in the Tree by Clyde Robert Bulla
Viking Adventure by Clyde Robert Bulla
My Life as a Smashed Burrito with Extra Hot Sauce by Bill Myers
The Great Quarterback Switch by Matt Christopher (and all his other sports fiction books)

Boys’ Week: Books for Little Boys

A reader left this comment a few weeks ago:

Your poem today brought to the front of my mind a question that had been simmering unanswered in the back of my mind for quite some time. I have always read to my children and up until last year those children have been girls. Now I have a son to read to and while many books we have would be good for any child some are simply too dolls and tea parties for a boy to enjoy. Most of the children’s books we own were mine and my sister’s as children. Others have been chosen by my daughters or given to them. Having read and loved all these girl books makes me wonder what will I read to him. Do you have any suggestions of books for little boys that should not be missed?

I am still of the opinion that girls are more likely to enjoy “boy books” than boys are to enjoy “girl-y books.” (Many would argue with me.) So your girls may have enjoyed these picture books, too, but in my opinion, no boy should miss these ten books, with a bonus in the last entry on the list:

Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel by Virginia Lee Burton. Mike Mulligan and his steam shovel, Mary Anne, promise that they can dig the cellar for the new Popperville town hall in just one day. Can they really do it?

Obadiah the Bold by Brinton Turkle. A young Quaker boy on Nantucket Island decides to become a pirate when he grows up, but he’s dissuaded after he’s forced to walk the plank (pretend) by his older siblings.

Drummer Hoff by Ed Emberly. Drummer Hoff fired it off. It’s not for the anti-gun (or cannon) crowd, but for little boys, it’s perfect.

Bored –Nothing To Do! by Peter Spier.Two boys build an airplane out of junk found around the house. Then, they have to un-build it and put everything back.

Billy and Blaze by C.W. Anderson. A boy. A horse. A contest. What else do you need to make a classic, satisfying story?

The Bicycle Man by Allen Say. Some American servicemen visit a Japanese country school, and one of the soldiers can do some pretty amazing tricks on a bicycle.

Tikki Tikki Tembo by Arlene Mosel. How would you like to be a first son and have the great long name of Tikki Tikki Tembo No Sa Rembo Chari Bari Ruchi Pip Peri Pembo? How would you like it if your great long name endangered your life?

Ira Sleeps Over by Bernard Waber. Ira is invited to his first sleep over at his friend Reggie’s house. Determined to have fun, fun, fun, and be very brave, neither boy will admit that he sleeps with a teddy bear — at first.

The Hole in the Dike by Norma Green. This book, with illustrations by Eric Carle, tells the traditional story of the little Dutch boy who held back the sea with his finger in the dike to save Holland from being flooded.

Any book by Gail Gibbons about building and running things: Trucks, Fill It Up!, Up Goes the Skyscraper, New Road!, Fire! Fire! and many other nonfiction titles about how things work.

Readers and friends, what books would you recommend to read aloud to little boys?

To This Great Stage of Fools: Born (or Celebrated) May 1st

Joseph Addison, b. 1672. “Books are the legacies that a great genius leaves to mankind, which are delivered down from generation to generation as presents to the posterity of those who are yet unborn.”

Elizabeth Marie Pope, b. 1917. Author of the Newbery Honor book The Perilous Guard. I haven’t read this book since I was a kid of a girl, so I’m not sure how well I’d like it now. I might enjoy it very much IF the pagan, fairy elements are truly pagan and in opposition to Christianity instead of melded into some sort of vague benevolent spirituality. This book uses the legend/ballad of Tam Lin as a sort of of jumping-off place, according to reviews at Amazon. Interesting, because I read Tam Lin, a novel by Pamela Dean based on the same ballad, and I’m still not sure what I think about it. Dean’s novelization of Tam Lin is set on a modern day college campus that is “haunted” or maybe invaded by faery folk disguised as professors and students. The students themselves are rather pagan, with very little hint of even the vestiges of Christian thought to inform their decisions. And to add to the theme, I’m now reading I, Coriander by Sally Gardner, a YA book about a girl in the time of Cromwell whose mother came from fairy land and who is caught between that place outside of our world and the world of Cromwell’s London. All these faery/fairy tales with realistic human-size fairies are making me think about fairy tales and paganism and the relationship of pagan tales of evil and malicious beings to the freedom that’s found in Christ. Could today’s neo-paganism easily turn dark and savage (as those tales often are), and does contemporary Christianity have the insight and power to counter that darkness?

May 1 is also Mother Goose Day.
From last May 1st: My favorite nursery rhyme is one that Organizer Daughter altered when she was little:

Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and taco shells,
And pretty maids all in a row.

The Mary in the rhyme was either Mary, Queen of Scots or Bloody Mary (Elizabeth I’s half-sister) or Mary Magdalene. And the silver bells and cockle shells are either decorations on a dress or instruments of torture. The pretty maids? Mary’s ladies in waiting or the guillotine. Take your pick. Admit it. Don’t you like our version better than the original? Taco shells are so harmless, and they have no hidden symbolic meaning as far as I know.

For more information on how to celebrate Mother Goose Day, go to the Mother Goose Society website.
For recipes, crafts and coloring pages, try mother goose.com, or go to this Nursery Rhyme page for more educational links.

To This Great Stage of Fools: Born April 22nd

Dawn just started her blog in March at By Sun and Candlelight, but she already has a plethora of posts, mostly about poetry. I thought this one, All Things Bright and Beautiful was a particularly good reminder for Earth Day. We can celebrate not just the Earth, but the Lord God who made it all. In fact, I bought this book as an Easter present for the urchins. Isn’t it beautiful?

Or if you’re not in the mood for Earth Day, warm and fuzzy, bright and beautiful, you could re-read Animal Farm by George Orwell. I just read it again for the British Literature class I’m teaching (the first time was oh-so-very-many years ago in high school), and I found it fascinating. “All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. I mention this book because I just read it and also because today is the birthday of Vladimir I. Lenin, b. 1870.

Also, Kurt Wiese, b. 1887. He was the illustrator of The Five Chinese Brothers by Claire Bishop and also the Freddy the Pig books by Walter Brooks.

Jan de Hartog, b. 1914. Author of The Peaceable Kingdom and The Lamb’s War (We’re back to the animal/creatures great and small theme, sort of.) I think I read The Peaceable Kingdom back when I was in high school and had decided to become a Quaker and a pacifist. I didn’t find many (any) Quakers in West Texas to associate with, and I’m no longer a pacifist. Mothers with a brood of eight chicks tend to believe in defending the brood.

Immanuel Kant, b. 1754. As far as I know, Kant has nothing whatsoever to do with anything bright and beautiful. Nor does he write about animals. Nor was he a Quaker or a pacifist, as far as I know. I haven’t read Kant, but dense and cloudy would be more appropriate words for him, from what I’ve heard.

Easter Center of the Blogosphere

Bill at Out of the Bloo: “Everyone, this is really what it’s all about! Easter is the turning point of history, the culmination of a rescue mission that was planned before the foundation of the world.”

MM-V wishes all a Happy Good Friday: . . . for a few moments, we were, that Good Friday night, aware of terrible sorrow, the ineffable sadness that precedes a renewal or realization of a hopeful promise.

La Corona by John Donne from Waterfall at A Sort of Notebook.

Sparrow is praying for a prodigal this Resurrection Day: “Surely He is searching for her in the dark…watching the road and waiting for her return…unfazed by sorrow’s heavy scars. (O Lord, find her and bring her home!) If only she knew that He was wounded for our transgressions; He was crushed for our iniquities; upon Him was the chastisement that brought us peace, and with His stripes we are healed.”

Mission Safari: So What Is Easter All About Anyway? “Yesterday, as I was getting ready to leave the hospital a group of about 4 Muslims and 3 Christians were standing around the Nurse’s Station. One of the Muslim docs looks at me and says, “So, what is Easter all about anyway?” I about fell over. Did he just really ask me that?”

Sarah Louise rambles, but says things worth reading: “For me, Easter is not just the eggs and the chicks, pink bunnies and chocolate. It is a time of real mourning, of real reverence. Lent is a time of contemplation. This year, I had a notebook that I started when Lent began. In the front, I copied out a quote from Soren Kierkegaard, ‘So now, with God’s help, I shall become myself.'”

And an Easter Sermon from St. John Chrysostom, courtesy of At A Hen’s Pace.
“Let us all enter into the joy of the Lord!

First and last alike, receive your reward.
Rich and poor, rejoice together!

Conscientious and lazy, celebrate the day!
You who have kept the fast, and you who have not,
rejoice, this day, for the table is bountifully spread!

Feast royally, for the calf is fatted.
Let no one go away hungry.
Partake, all, of the banquet of faith.
Enjoy the bounty of the Lord’s goodness!”

Happy Resurrection Day, everyone, and may we continue to walk in the Joy of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ throughout the coming year.

The Celebration Continues



These two books by Martha Zimmerman are the sources for many of our holiday traditions: the resurrection egg hunt, the covered windows and darkness on Good Friday and on Saturday, our sunrise Easter breakfast, the Emmaus walk, the celebrations of Passover and other Jewish feasts that we have done as a family in years past.

For more ideas of how to celebrate holy-days that are Christ-centered, I highly recommend these books. Coming up is Ascension Day, celebrated on the Thursday that falls forty days after Resurrection Sunday, and also Pentecost, the seventh Sunday after Resurrection Day. You can find many, many ideas for celebrating these and other Biblical and Christian holidays in Mrs. Zimmerman’s books

God’s in His Heaven

Robert Browning (1812-1889)
from Pippa Passes

The year’s at the spring
And day’s at the morn;
Morning’s at seven;
The hillside’s dew-pearled;
The lark’s on the wing;
The snail’s on the thorn:
God’s in His heaven–
All’s right with the world!

It may sound trite, but that’s exactly what the Resurrection says: God is in His heaven. Jesus is Lord. All is right. All shall be well.