Z-Baby’s Similes

Chrysler Building, New York City
My baby is eight years old, and I think she may become a poet, even though her reading abilities have yet to catch up with her intellectual abilities.

Her most recent similes include:

“When I get through brushing my hair, it’s gonna shine like the top of the Chrysler Building!”

“My feet stink like a cow that just manured!”

“I’m as tired as a baby horse!”

5 thoughts on “Z-Baby’s Similes

  1. Haha, I laughed at this one: “My feet stink like a cow that just manured!”

    That’s adorable! So, so, cute! Don’t hesitate to post more that she comes up with! They’re brilliant!

  2. Love those similes of Z-Baby’s! I’m not sure which one is my favorite. Maybe “I’m as tired as a baby horse.”

  3. This New Yorker particularly appreciated the Chrysler Building simile–it really *is* shiny!

    Other favorite children’s NYC building references: The City Cork and The Entire State Building.

    And did you know that Z-Baby is the name of a very chic children’s clothing store in NYC? Perhaps so. Have just discovered this blog and am back reading!

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