Please help with this year’s presidential election by encouraging Florida residents to not vote. All these groups that are attempting to increase voter participation are trying to undermine the election. If more people vote in Florida than did in the last election, it will take even longer for the votes to be counted and recounted. Perhaps you could match individual Kerry voters with Bush voters, and get them to agree not to vote. Each matchup would mean two fewer votes to have to recount.
Mike Hesik
Oxford, CT
One of the comments on this entry shared this joke:
“A Democrat was talking to a Republican friend, and both were upset with each other’s vote, so he told the Republican, “I’ll make you a deal — I won’t vote for the Democrat as long as you don’t vote, either.” He accepts the deal. Then the sly Democrat smirks and says, “Thanks. You’re the fifth person I’ve talked to today.”
You gotta watch those Democrats–and those Republicans, too. It could all be a big plot to steal the election–by someone.