LOST Rehash: Not in Portland (nor in Kansas)

*******LOTS OF SPOILERS. CONSIDER YOURSELF WARNED ********


So Juliette wants to go home and see her sister’s baby. And Alex thinks she’s Ben’s daughter. (But I don’t.)

What else did we learn tonight on LOST?

Kate’s ruthless; Juliette’s ruthless. Sawyer’s a softie.

Somebody doesn’t do anesthesia too well.

Ben may or may not be Alex’s father, but he surely keeps a tight rein on her and won’t be happy if she leaves Alcatraz.

Alex has a boyfriend (Carl?) who is the subject of some very bizarre experiment or torture or something. What were some of those messages on the screen? God loves you as he loved Jacob. Think about your life. I can’t remember the rest, which means that I wouldn’t be a very good subject for their little experiment. I hope.

We’ll never know whether Jack would have let Ben die or not. Jack will never know whether he would have let Ben die on the operating table. Kate still doesn’t know whether she’s in love with Sawyer or with Jack. Sawyer’s not sure Kate has a heart at all; I’m not either.

Since the hatch exploded, they’re all stranded on the island, and I don’t think Ben can send Juliette home now. Unless he has a pair of ruby slippers in a closet somewhere.

Did anyone see who was in the “cheesy pictures” that the scary job recruiter guy showed Juliette to get her to come to “Portland”? Whay was it so great that Juliette’s sister could get pregnant? Because she had cancer? Or because she had other infertility problems? What’s up with the pregnant male mouse? And do the Others know that Sun is pregnant? If they do, she’s in danger because some of their research has to do with Juliette’s fertility experiments.

Tom seems like a nice guy. He’ll probably die soon.

Juliette’s been on the island for 3+ years. How long has Ben been on the island? Didn’t he say something to jJack about having been on the island all his life? Long enough to kidnap Rousseau’s baby and pretend she’s his child? How old is Ben anyway?

Finally, Kate doesn’t listen to Jack (as usual) and leads a commando raid to rescue him. When are they going to run out of guns? Didn’t their arsenal get blown up with the hatch?

See you next Wednesday and for the following fourteen Wednesdays on LOST.

7 thoughts on “LOST Rehash: Not in Portland (nor in Kansas)

  1. I think Karl was getting re-educated. Juliet’s sister is probably infertile due to her cancer treatments. Ben did say he had been on the island all his life. The infertility problems The Others have seems to be why they wanted the Tailie children and and Clare’s baby. I want to know which of The Others has the 70 year old womb. Was the recruiter wearing eyeliner?! What was Tom going to say about why they hadn’t taken Ben for medical help? He said, “Ever since the sky turned purple, we…” Who did Desmond tell was going to die? I think Kate because the montage before the episode showed Sawyer carrying Kate onto the beach (I think). I bet it’ll be one of those she dies but CPR revives her things. Sawyer had hidden the arsenal away from the hatch, though, right?

  2. Tom seemed nice last night, but hasn’t he been pretty mean before? I can’t remember…

    Did anyone notice how Ethan has put on weight!?!

    I’m hooked again…

  3. Stop! Stop! I got addicted to LOST last summer. I rented the DVDs and got caught up over the course of the summer. (Lots of couch time while husband deployed…lots of Ding Dongs….)
    I’m waiting to rent the DVDs and watch this whole season at once. (Another deployment…maybe sans Ding Dongs? Doubtful)
    Well, a lot must have happened because I didn’t understand anything in your “spoiler” post.
    Whew! I think the crisis is over.

  4. I’m just glad it is back on tv. It is the only show I really like to watch. I watch 24 with my hubby but I don’t really love it.

    I love Kate. I don’t know why, but I like her.

  5. I’m glad it’s back, too (we waited until last night to watch, sort of a delayed gratification thing). But I’ll be glad when all (well, except for Jack, at least for now) of the non-Others are back together. But I do want to see more of Alex – I think she rocks!

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