Archive | December 2005

What I’ve Read: 2005

These are the books I’ve read this year. The grading part was hard, but I just went with my first inclination. I see that I gave five A’s and one A+, and two of those six were classics that I felt confident were not only my personal favorites, but also had spoken to many other people over the course of time. I couldn’t grade Huckleberry Finn, The Great Gatsby, or Gulliver’s Travels–all books I re-read this year in connection with educating my children. I like all of them, but I must admit that I’ve been taught to enjoy them. It really wasn’t love at first sight. On the other hand, love that grow over a period of time may deeper and longer lasting. So I don’t know. The A- books are all well worth your time and energy; grades below a B may indicate that I liked it but also found something about the book intensely annoying. Links are to reviews here at Semicolon.

1599: A Year in the Life of Shakespeare–Shapiro B+
84 Charing Cross Road–Hanff A-
A Mango-Shaped Space–Maas B-
Acts of Faith–Caputo A-
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn–Twain
After the Ball–Beard B
Airborn–Oppel B+
Bad Ground by W. Dale Cramer B+
The Balkan Trilogy–Manning C-
Blood and Judgement–Walker A –
Beyond Stateliest Marble: The Passionate Femininity of Anne Bradstreet by Douglas Wilson C
Beyond the Summerland–Graham. A-
The Bible or the Axe–Levi A-
Blog: Understanding the Information Reformation that’s Changing Your World–Hewitt B-
The Broker–Grisham B
Case Histories–Atkinson C
Chamomile Mourning–Childs C-
Children of Men–PD James A-
Cut and Run–Pearson C+
Empty Cradle: How Falling Birthrates Threaten World Prosperity and What to Do About It by Phillip Longman B
Facing East: A Pilgrim’s Journey into the Mysteries of Orthodoxy–Mathewes-Green A
Fewer: How the New Demography of Depopulation Will Shape Our Future by Ben J. Wattenberg B
The Flame Tree–Lewis B+
The Full Cupboard of Life–McCall Smith A-
Game of Kings–Dunnett B
Gilead–Robinson A
The God I Love by Joni Eareckson Tada B+
The Goose Girl–Hale B+
The Great Gatsby–Fitzgerald
Great Improvisations: Franklin, France and the Birth of America–Schiff B+
Gulliver’s Travels–Swift A-
Improbable–Fawer B+
In the Beginning There Were No Diapers–Bete
In the Company of Cheerful Ladies–McCall Smith A-
Invisible Child: On Reading and Writing Books for Children–Paterson B-
The Kalahari Typing School for Men–McCall Smith A-
The Kite Runner–Hosseini A-
The Keeper’s Son–Hickam C
Levi’s Will–Cramer A-
Mable Riley: A Reliable Record of Humdrum Peril and Romance–Jocelyn C+
Miss Julia Speaks Her Mind–Ross B
Morality for Beautiful Girls–McCall Smith A-
Nature Never Stops Talking–Alibrando B
Nectar in a Sieve–Markandaya A-
No. 1 Ladies’ Detective Agency–McCall Smith A
Oceans Apart by Karen Kingsbury C+
Once Upon a Marigold–Jean Ferris B
Pagan’s Crusade–Jinks B
Peace Like a River–Enger A
Plain Truth–Picoult B
Pride and Prejudice–Austen A+
Riding the Bus with my Sister–Simon B+
Right Turns–Medved B
Safely Home-Alcorn B-
Saffy’s Angel–McKay B+
Seabiscuit: An American Legend–Hillenbrandt A-
Sea of Trolls–Farmer B
Shackleton’s Stowaway–McKernan B
Shadowmancer–G.P. Taylor B
The Shakespeare Stealer–Blackwood A-
Shakespeare’s Scribe–Blackwood B+
Shakespeare’s Spy–Blackwood B+
Shepherds Abiding–Karon A-
The Silent Speaker–Stout B+
The Sunday Philosophy Club–McCall Smith A- (a birthday present from Eldest Daughter)
The Tears of the Giraffe–McCall Smith A-
Testimonies–O’Brian B
The Eight–Neville B
The Singer–Calvin Miller A
The Thirteenth Juror–Lescroart B-
Time Lottery–Moser D
The Time Traveler’s Wife–Niffenegger C-
Twilight Children–Hayden B+
When Christ and His Saints Slept–Penman A-
Wide as the Waters–Bobrick B+
With No One As Witness–George B+
The Year of the Warrior–Walker A-
Year of Wonders–Brooks B+

Tomorrow: the books I started and couldn’t finish–and why.

Physical Impossibility

I was thinking this afternoon about nursing, as in breastfeeding, as in feeding a baby. And I had the startling (to me) thought that Mary actually put Baby Jesus, not a doll, to her breast and fed him, fed him milk. Then I remembered that before she did that, she delivered him in the normal, messy, bloody way in a stable without a doctor or an epidural or even a nurse holding her hand and reminding her to push. She wrapped the God-baby in clothes and laid him in a feedbox and sat down or lay down in the hay on the floor beside him to rest. Joseph probably cleaned up, swept, maybe tried to find some water to wash things up a little.

It’s all a little too . . . physical, isn’t it? The Word became flesh and dwelt among us. The “Word” part gives me a little distance, a little spirituality, but the rest of the verse gets all fleshy again. Dwelt among us implies He lived a typically human life, ate and drank, bled when he cut himself, relieved himself, itched, scratched, slept, maybe snored. What an impossible thing to believe in. I actually believe that the God of the Universe, the God who created the Universe, who rules it, confined himself first to a human womb, then to a human body, then to death and a tomb. At least I believe it when I don’t think about it too much. When I do ponder the physicality of it all, it seems impossible.

I saw the Narnia movie this afternoon, and I noticed that twice the characters used the word “impossible.” As the children enter Narnia together, Susan experiences the coldness of the snow and the branches scratching her and breathes, “Impossible!” It’s so real, so physical, so undeniable, but “impossible.” Then later the White Witch looks up to see the True King of Narnia confronting her, the king she thought she had murdered, and she exclaims, “Impossible!’ He is so real, so physical, so undeniable, yet impossible.

Impossible that He should entrust Himself to the womb of a young country girl from the hick-town of Nazareth.
Impossible that He should travel through the birth canal and place himself in a body, helpless to walk or communicate or even care for his own physical needs.
Impossible that He should suck at his mother’s breast to sustain the life of that very needy body.
Impossible that He should grow in wisdom and in stature and in favor with God and man.
Impossible that He should laugh and cry and feel love and joy and anger and despair.
Impossible that He should share food and conversation and hugs and kisses with a group of human friends, one of whom turned out to be an enemy.
Impossible that He should die.
Even more impossible that He should die and then live–forever.

So real, so physical, so undeniable, so impossible. Only the God of the Impossible could inhabit such a story and make it a physical reality, and only by doing so could He intersect my very physical life and make me believe, know in my bones, the Reality of His love and joy and forgiveness and healing.

I pray for you this Christmas that the Impossible becomes Truth in your physical life where you are sitting and reading these words now.

May you have an Impossible Christmas.

Christmas Eve Eve Center of the Blogosphere

Nature is an infinite sphere of which the center is everywhere and the circumference nowhere. Blaise Pascal

Happy thoughts for Christmas:

Joseph Bottum on Christmas-time and finding the right style to celebrate.

Patry Francis writes about happy families, and not-so-happy families and family mottos. Does your family have motto, a phrase that epitomizes the ethos of your family, the message that your family conveys to each other and to the world? I’m going to have to think about that. (By the way, Ms. Francis is a wonderful writer. I’m looking forward to reading her book when it actually gets into print.)

Wilfred McClay at Mere Comments chooses his most striking Christmas carol for the year: God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen

We are constantly reminded to “keep Christ in Christmas” and to remember “the reason for the season.” And of course that’s entirely right. But it’s also important, if I may put it this way, to keep Satan in Christmas, and not to skip too lightly over the lyrics that mention him. It changes the way we understand Christmas, if we also hold in our minds an awareness of the darkness into which Christ came, and comes, to save us.

Peregrine Ward at Mere Orthodoxy on vacations and holidays: ” . . . whereas a break or absence from life is etymologically the primary significance of “vacation”, “holiday” only implicitly includes absence, but primarily includes observance, engagement, celebration—in other words, one takes a holiday in order to do something, not stop something.”

The blog of the American Chesterton Society looks to be a great place for discussion of all things Chesterton.

Gene Veith defends the commercialization of Christmas.

Charmaine Yoest on what a real lady looks like.

Finally to “balance” the “happy thoughts” (so I don’t feminize the blogosphere), I offer for your consideration iMonk on Prissy Protestants: Why We Need More Men Like Peggy Noonan. I’m not sure what I think about all this interest in crude language, pro and con, but it’s interesting. It seems to me that the English language is rich in words, and my mama always told me that people who use crude or profane language have limited vocabularies. Read the comments, too.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good day, or night. I’ll see you on the other side of Christmas.

DinnerMoot

I just got home from the Houston Blogger Dinner and thought I’d be the first to post about it. Then, I go over to Thinklings, and they’ve already got THREE posts with pictures. So much for being first.

Anyway, we enjoyed good food, good conversation, and good getting-to-know-one-another-in-person—which is good. We agreed that:

1. C.S. Lewis is a great writer.
2. Homeschooling is cool.
3. Thinklings need a T-shirt.
4. The lady who is Blest With Sons makes great fudge.

We disagreed on:

1. Whether or not Bill/De should be Re-thinklinged. The ladies (me and Blest, both of whom have no vote) think he should be reinstated. The guys, including Bill himself (???), vote no. I think guys, including Thinklings, must be from Mars.

My Year of . . .

James Weber has a blog called My Year of Shakespeare. “I have always been aware that there was this dude named Shakespeare and that he influenced, well, everything. It seemed like a good time to read up on him and read what he wrote.” He’s spending the year reading, well, everything Shakespeare. He began back in late October by reading James Shapiro’s book, A Year in the Life of William Shakespeare, the same book I’m reading now.

Andrew the Atheist at Berkeley is Reading the Encyclopedia Britannica. He started back in August, 2005, and he’s reading and blogging about “bacteria” in his latest post. He’s got a long way to go.

Now Staci at Writing and Living is considering a Year of Dickens. She says there are 15 novels, and the only one she’s read is Great Expectations. Oooh, I envy her. Reading A Tale of Two Cities or David Copperfield for the first time would be so much fun.

What are your reading plans for this next year? Will your reading be focused or eclectic? Or do you read whatever comes your way without planning? I’ll be posting the latest edition of The List soon, but before I do, I’d love to hear what you have planned.

Those Pesky and Memorable Ad Slogans

Ad Age names these Top Ten Ad Slogans of the Century. Can you name the product or company being advertised?

1. Diamonds are forever

2. Just do it

3. The pause that refreshes

4. Tastes great, less filling.

5. We try harder.

6. Good to the last drop.

7. Breakfast of champions

8. Does she … or doesn’t she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

9. When it rains it pours.

10. Where’s the beef?

So what “great” ad slogan did they leave out? There are some “honorable mentions” at the bottom of the list, but I find it interesting that there are no cigarette ad slogans. No “Tastes good like a cigarette should.” No “I’d walk a mile for a Camel.” And no “Be all that you can be!” Politically incorrect or just not good enough for the top ten?

Semicolon: The Year in Review

I saw this idea at Mommybrain and at Life in a Shoe. It’s a sampling of the year 2005 here at Semicolon, the first sentence of the first post in each month of the year.
rose
January: As far as I can determine the SSA has replacement Social Security cards in a “lockbox” since 9/11.

February: I was standing in line at the grocery store today, and I noticed the Time magazine cover story: 25 Most Influential Evangelicals.

March: (St. David’s Day)The patron saint of Wales is Saint David, or Sant Dewi as the Welsh call him.

April: Poetry is like making a joke. If you get one word wrong at the end of a joke, you’ve lost the whole thing.–W.S. Merwin

May: King James I of England established a committee of scholars to produce a new translation of the Bible in English.

June: A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose. –Gertrude Stein
Tired chicken

July: Calling all U.S. citizens, how will you celebrate the Fourth of July?

August: Picture Book Preschool is a preschool/kindergarten curriculum which consists of a list of picture books to read aloud for each week of the year and a character trait, a memory verse, and activities, all tied to the theme for the week.

September: I would also suggest donations to the North American Mission Board of the Southern Baptist Convention for relief efforts in connection with Hurricane Katrina.

October: Emily Post, b. 1873, d. 1960. She was born Emily Price, daughter of a wealthy architect and his wife.

November: My Tired Little Chicken

December: Rex Stout, b. 1886. Nero Wolfe and Archie Goodwin are two of my very favorite fictional detectives.

So there you have it: poetry and roses and chickens and birthdays and Social Security problems. Where else can you get all that and more? Only at Semicolon.

Best Canadian Homeschool Blog

I liked the squirrels at Dewey’s Treehouse, lots of good ideas and activities. I’ll be back to this new-to-me blog.

My Bountiful Life has bountiful photos–mixed with a bit of homeschooling angst and some wonderful thoughts on books.

I frequently see links to and quotes from Kim of The Upward Call on other blogs that I read, but I’ve never made it over there. It turns out we have a lot in common.
Our age: 40-ish (I’m closer to –ish than 40.)
Our decorating scheme: “books and chairs” My tree won’t win any awards either. I prefer to call my style “eclectic.”
Our compulsion: “It’s very difficult for me to sit, speechless in a group of people, for any length of time.”–Kim Me, too. That’s why I have a blog. I just post all those thoughts that want to come out, but might not be welcome.

Farm School has this movie quote in the sidebar:

“I’d like to give you a piece of my mind.”
“Oh, I couldn’t take the last piece.”
Ginger Rogers to Frances Mercer in “Vivacious Lady” (1938)

Your giggle for the day.

I found this post at The Joy of the Lord is my Strength to be fascinating. It’s about the author’s growing up years in Northern Ireland, and then later as an immigrant to Canada.

Ann at The Holy Experience already won the Blogs of Beauty “Best Quiet Spirit” award earlier this month, and I can see why. She’s blogging mostly about the Jesse Tree for the month of December.

Mary Poppins is in Florida for Christmas, but she usually runs a “feminist, secular, relaxed/classical blog with a flippant sense of humour, an eclectic taste in links.” And I read it even though I’m none of the above. (I do like the word “eclectic”, though.)

Carol’s Storybook looks like a breast-feeding friendly, corporal punishment non-friendly, zone with lots of good advice and thoughts on Christian mothering and homeschooling.

This was a hard choice, but I think I liked The Upward Call best. I’ve got a soft spot for anyone who looks at the book collection first.

Picture Book Preschool: Week 51

Picture Book Preschool is a preschool/kindergarten curriculum which consists of a list of picture books to read aloud for each week of the year and a character trait, a memory verse, and activities, all tied to the theme for the week.

Character Trait: Purity
Bible Verse: Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God. Matthew 5:8

1. DePaola, Tomie. The Christmas Pageant. Winston Press, 1981. OP
2. Keats, Ezra Jack. The Little Drummer Boy. Macmillan, 1968.
3. Jeffers, Susan, illustrator. Silent Night. Dutton, 1984.
4. Brown, Margaret Wise. On Christmas Eve. Harper, 1985.
5. DePaola, Tomie. The Story of the Three Wise Kings. Putnam, 1963.
6. Spier, Peter. Peter Spier’s Christmas. Doubleday, 1983.
7. Thomas. Jean Gale. If I’d Been Born in Bethlehem. 1954. OP
BONUS: Miller, Edna. Mousekin’s Christmas Eve. Prentice-Hall, 1965
DePaola, Tomie. The Friendly Beasts. Putnam, 1981.

Activities: Involve your child in all the preparations for Christmas. Let them make ornaments for the tree. Bake a birthday cake for baby Jesus. Have a party where Jesus is the welcome guest.
Sing “Happy Birthday” and collect an offering to take to church in honor of the Christ child.

This season would be an excellent time to purchase a copy of Picture Book Preschool either for yourself or for someone you know who has a preschooler or a kindergartner. Although you can begin the curriculum at any time of the year, the booklet actually starts with the first week of January. So get yours now in preparation for a new year of reading together.

Picture Book Preschool is a preschool/kindergarten curriculum which consists of a list of picture books to read aloud for each week of the year and a character trait, a memory verse, and activities, all tied to the theme for the week. You can purchase a downloadable version (pdf file) of Picture Book Preschool by Sherry Early at Biblioguides.

Christmas Movie Quotes

Inspired by MM-V, this is the Christmas edition of Name That Movie:

1. “If you’re ever under a falling building and someone offers to pick you up and carry you to safety, don’t think, don’t pause, don’t hesitate for a moment— just spit in his eye.”
“What did that mean?”
“It means we’re going to Vermont.”

2. “Why don’t you kiss her instead of talking her to death?”
“You want me to kiss her, huh?”
“Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.”

3. “Yeah, there’s a lot of bad ‘isms’ floatin’ around this world, but one of the worst is commercialism. Make a buck, make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it’s the same–don’t care what Christmas stands for, just make a buck, make a buck.”

4. Rats, singing: “This is my island in the sun!”

5. “All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share. ”

6. “Why am I such a misfit? I am not just a nit-wit. You can’t fire me, I quit. Seems I don’t fit in.”

7. “Garments were invented by the human race as a protection against the cold. Once purchased, they may be used indefinitely for the purpose for which they are intended. Coal burns. Coal is momentary and coal is costly. There will be no more coal burned in this office today.”

8. Stacy: Come on, you guys. She must have some good qualities. Think about it. Come on, you two.
Matt: Well, both her eyes are the same color.
Tanya: She never threw up on me.

9. “I wanted to play ‘Mousetrap. Ya roll your dice, ya move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.”

Yeah, we’re heavy on the animated features around here. I still have a four year old in the house.