Archive | June 2005

You Might Be Authentic Mid-Twentieth Century Southern Baptist If …

Jollyblogger started this post with Presbyterian beards and covenant children. He suggested that someone talk about Baptists, and I feel qualified since I grew up in a real Southern Baptist church, not one of these metropolitan SBC churches that are afraid to call themselves Baptist. Jollyblogger wrote the first one in my Baptist list which was so good (so true?) that I had to include it. So here goes. You might be a an Authentic Mid-Twentieth Century Southern Baptist Relic If ……..

You are very sure that the so-called “wine” in the Bible was unfermented grape juice. (It was unfermented, wasn’t it?)

You call dancing “creative movement” or call a dance a “function.”

You think those Northern Baptists (American Baptists) are a bunch of liberals.

Your parents or your grandparents used to be Methodist.

You have to stand behind a wooden lectern to teach a class, any class.

You’ve ever made a pilgrimage to Glorieta or Ridgecrest–or you at least know where those places are.

Your pastor attended Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary at some time in his academic career.

Your pastor doesn’t wear a robe, but the choir does wear robes and people who are getting baptized wear white robes.

Someone in your church says “amen” a couple of times during the sermon when the preacher makes a good point, but no one ever shouts.

You don’t raise your hands to praise God during the music, but you tolerate those who do.

You call any kind of Bible study on Sunday night “Training Union” or (older still) “BYPU.”

You call the pastor and the music director “Brother,” as in Brother Dunn or Brother Bob; you call the youth minister by his first name only, as in Joe or Steve, and you don’t call anyone “Sister.”

You attend an adult Sunday School class.

You’ve ever been involved in a discussion about what color carpet to buy for the church auditorium, and you call it an auditorium, not a sanctuary.

The deacons think they run the church, but the WMU (Women’s MIssionary Union) really decides all the important stuff, such as what color the carpet in the auditorium will be.

You have at least one specialty dessert recipe that you can make and transport to church socials and be sure of getting at least five requests for the recipe.

You received an assortment of casserole dishes as wedding presents.

Your church has a fellowship (fellowship=food) hall where the church socials are held.

You’ve ever sung all five verses of Just As I Am ten times through during the invitation.

You expect to go to prayer meeting on Wednesday night and spend five minutes in prayer preceded by at least thirty minutes of prayer requests, which are really a discussion of all the ailments and medical conditions of all the people in the church.

You attended at least one Vacation Bible School in which the children lined up outside at the beginning and marched in behind the US flag, the Christian flag, and the big Holy Bible.

You know the words to the pledge to the Christian flag and the pledge to the Bible.

You’ve ever participated in Bible drill or a Sword Drill.

You know all the words to Love Lifted Me and There’s Within My Heart a Melody and At Calvary. among other hymns.

You associate foreign missions with Christmas and missions in the USA with Easter, and you know that January is the month for January Bible Study.

You’re fairly sure that Lottie Moon and Annie Armstrong have a more secure place in heaven than any of those Catholic saints.

You think Presbyterians are way too intellectual, Charismatics are too emotional, and Catholics trust in ritual. But the Baptist “porridge” is Just Right.

I can say all this stuff because even though I attend an Evangelical Free church now, I’m really just a Southern Baptist Relic at heart.

Kenneth Taylor, b. May 8, 1917, d. June 10, 2005

Kenneth Taylor, author of The Living Bible, died yesterday.

The Living Bible has been criticized for its inaccuracy as a paraphrase rather than a translation, but my green padded Living Bible was precious to me. I wrote in it, actually read it, and memorized from it. If there are mistakes in translation, as I’m sure there are, the Holy Spirit was nevertheless able to apply the Scriptures to my life as a teenager as I studied Kenneth Taylor’s readable, accessible paraphrase of the Word of God.

Kenneth Taylor had 10 children, 28 grandchildren, and 22 great-grandchildren. What a legacy!

God bless him and his family.

Levi’s Will by W. Dale Cramer

There’s something about the Amish culture and about Amish life that is fascinating to those of us who live outside, Englishers they call us. Perhaps we long for a simpler life and a more tightly knit community while at the same time we know that the rule-keeping and legalism required to maintain such simplicity would chafe and limit our freedom to an unacceptable degree.

Levi’s WIll by W. Dale Cramer is partly about that legalism and about what is gained and what is lost when a young man leaves his Amish home and family to live a life unrestricted by any rules at all other than the ones he makes or chooses for himself. As an Amish teenager, WIll Mullet, the protagonist of the novel, sees hypocrisy, unreasonable laws, and a father, Levi, who can never be pleased. He runs away from home because of one particular incident, but the author implies that Will is disillusioned with Amish life long before the crisis that causes him to leave. The problem, of course, is that Will Mullet leaves behind not only Amish rules and regulations but also his family, his own identity, and the God of his fathers.

The rest of the book is about Will’s life in the far country (Germany during WWII and then Georgia) as he tries to recover family, identity, and God. He begins by taking a new name, Will McGruder, and he becomes more and more entangled in the lies he must tell to keep his past a secret. McGruder joins the army and commits a crime by lying about his age and his name. He lies to the Georgia girl with whom he falls in love because he cannot think how to be Will McGruder and WIll Mullet at the same time. He tries over and over again to reconcile with his father and with his Amish community while at the same time he is losing and alienating his own two sons in the same way his father made him an alien and an outcast.

As in his previous book, Bad Ground, author Cramer explores the themes that have emerged in Christian pop-psychology books such as those of John Eldridge and Gary Smalley, themes of reconciliation between father and son, the blessing that a son needs from his father, and the possibility of finding what one needs from the Heavenly Father when earthly fathers are unable or unwilling to give the grace, mercy, or strength that is necessary for a man to grow into full manhood. The book leaves some questions unanswered. Why do two boys with the same father follow such different paths as adults? How does Will’s father finally get past his traditions and the obedience to the Amish rules that have kept his community safe to forgive WIll and welcome him into the family again? Why does Will’s wife, a strong woman in her own right, stay in a marriage that is based on lies and lived in isolation to some extent? Even these questions, though, indicate that the characters in this novel are intriguing and likeable enough to pull me in and make me want to know even more than the author tells about them.

The book also made me think about legalism and the value of the Law. I’m in a Bible study this summer studying Psalm 119, the psalmist’s poetic tribute to the virtues of God’s Law. As I read through the psalm I read over and over about how the psalmist loves God’s Word, how it is more precious than gold and silver, how it gives security and truth and delight. Many of the Amish surely delight in their laws, which are said to be God’s Law, and which give them safety and community and a foundation. Many more leave the Amish way of life seeing it as a man made structure that is in many ways contrary to God’s Word instead of being in accordance with it. Certainly God’s Word is a joy and a safe haven, but the temptation for fallen human beings is to build up a set of rules that can be kept however difficult the obedience may be, and to call those rules God’s Law. Then, we can justify ourselves instead of depending on the grace and mercy found in Jesus Christ.

Christian fiction in general has come a long way in the past several years, and this book in particular demonstrates that fact. Instead of a hackneyed formula plot in which the main character meets a crisis, prays or gets saved, and then lives happily ever after, Dale Cramer gives the reader full characters, an unpredictable and suspenseful story, a picture of a different cultural milieu, and themes that will speak to any father, any son, or anyone who knows a father and son. I’m really impressed by the “maleness” of the setting and the story in both this book and Cramer’s previous book, and yet as the mother of two sons I enjoyed the story and found it to be thought provoking and particularly applicable to my husband’s relationship to our sons. If the father in your life enjoys fiction, Levi’s Will might make a welcome Father’s Day gift.

Vanity, Vanity, All Is Vanity Saith the Prophet

Some of the girls and I watched Vanity Fair tonight. I told them as we watched that the movie reminded me of Gone With the Wind. There’s a good girl and a bad girl. The bad girl is willing to do whatever she must to survive and to thrive. Of course, there’s a war to get through, and a fallen hero who’s not really much of a hero at all–just as Melanie’s precious Ashley, although he survives the war, isn’t much of a hero either. The scene where the two pregnant women are fleeing Brussells as the enemy invades was quite reminiscent of the burning of Atlanta. Scarlett and Rhett, Becky and Rawdon, both couples deserve each other. And the men both finally see that reforming their respective spouses is hopeless. I thought about all this as I enjoyed a very well made movie.

Lo and behold, the girls watched some extra material that was on the DVD, and someone said that Margaret Mitchell, author of Gone WIth the Wind, read Thackeray’s Vanity Fair and was inspired to copy many character and plot elements from his book written a century before. Am I good or what?

I wonder if Edith Wharton also read Thackeray before she wrote House of Mirth?

Picture Book Preschool: Folk Tales

Picture Book Preschool is a preschool/kindergarten curriculum which consists of a list of picture books to read aloud for each week of the year and a character trait, a memory verse, and activities, all tied to the theme for the week. You can purchase an updated, downloadable version (pdf file) of Picture Book Preschool by Sherry Early at Biblioguides.

WEEK 23 (May/June) FOLK TALES
Character Trait: Discernment
Bible Verse: Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good. His love endures forever. Psalm 136:1

1. Galdone, Paul. The Three Billy Goats Gruff. Clarion, 1985.
2. Galdone, Paul. The Three Sillies. Clarion, 1985. OP
3. Zemach, Margot. It Could Always Be Worse. Farrar, 1977.
4. Brown, Marcia. Dick Whittington and his Cat. Scribner, 1950.
5. Galdone, Paul. Puss in Boots. Clarion Books, 1983.
6. Galdone, Paul. The Three Little Pigs. Houghton Mifflin, 1979.
7. Nic Leodhas, Sorche. Always Room for One More. Holt, 1965.

Discuss: Are trolls imaginary or real? Are wolves real or imaginary? How can we use our imagination for good? How can imagination be a problem?
Activities: Act out one of the stories you read.

You Know You’ve Been to the Mega-Homeschool Conference If . . .

. . . the parking lot is full of minivans, 15 passenger vans, and huge trucks full of homeschool curriculum.

. . . you mumble something in your sleep about unit studies and classical education.

. . . you come home with three different math curricula and you still haven’t decided which one you’re going to use.

. . .your right shoulder is sore, and your feet are telling you to wear the comfortable shoes tomorrow.

. . . you’ve spent the day dodging lots of little boys shooting Sergeant York air rifles and Davy Crockett wooden shotguns.

. . . your wonderful homeschooled children have spent the day at home watching television while you shopped, listened, and learned.

. . . you know the latest trend in homeschooling, and you’ve decided not to follow it.

. . . you plan to buy a milk crate on wheels for next year.

. . . you have several canvas and plastic bags full of homeschool catalogs stashed in the closet to look through later. (Trust me, later never comes.)

. . . you know the meaning of the acronyms HSLDA, ACE, SAT, KONOS, and YWAM.

. . . you realize that the seminar on teaching driver’s ed at home was not designed for a parent of a seven year old.

. . . you know how to avoid homeschool burnout, but conference burnout is a definite possibility.

. . . you’re caught up on all the news about homeschool friends from across the city and across the state, except the ones that aren’t homeschooling anymore.

. . . you’re refreshed, inspired, and exhausted all at the same time.

Cost Benefit, Jr by Stephanie Herman

Author Stephanie Herman offered to send me a copy of her economics curriculum for children, Cost Benefit, Jr: Stories in Microeconomics., and my children have been getting an enjoyable and valuable education in economics ever since it came in the mail. Actually, I’ve been learning, too. Not only will you and your students learn from this curriculum about consumers, buyers, entrepeneurs, employees, and customers, you’ll also learn economic terms such as “cost-benefit analysis”, “diminishing marginal utility”, and “opportunity cost”. If those latter terms sound like something from a college economics text, never fear. Cost Benefit Jr. explains these and other terms and ideas using stories about Keira’s allowance, Nicholas’s pet care service, Lori’s lemonade stand and others. The author also applies economic theory to aspects of life you may not have thought were related to economics such as the friendship market, the hidden cost of watching television, and food and nutrition trade-offs. And Mr. Greedy L. McMeanie makes an appearance every lesson or two trying to turn the free enterprise system into a means to his own selfish ends with his nefarious schemes. He’s not successful, however, because market forces “keep Mr. McMeanie from hurting us economically”–if we understand and use the economic lessons in the book.

The curriculm is all together in one book: stories, workbook-type quizzes, longer end-of-chapter wrap-up quizzes and suggested activities, and a glossary of terms and an answer key. There are eight sections in the book with four or five lessons in each section. Ideally, you will need one book for each child who’s using the material since some of it is in workbook format; however, I have two children using the same book. They simply go through the questions together, and the older one does the writing. The material is suitable for children from about fourth grade through eighth or ninth grade although it wouldn’t be bad as an introduction for high school students. Go through the material quickly in about eight to ten weeks or slowly in a semester. I would suggest the slow approach; you’re going to want to discuss and work out the practical implications of some of this material in your own family or classroom. Practically speaking and putting what I’ve already learned to use, I think $39.95 is a “fair price”(price agreed on by sellers and buyers) for this curriculum, and the “expense” (cost) will be an “investment” (cost paid now to gain a future benefit) that yields “returns” (future benefits of investment) in the form of children with a head start in understanding how to work within the economic system we call capitalism.

By the way, Mr. Greedy L. McMeanie doesn’t like free markets, and he probably wouldn’t want you to read this book. But you don’t want to listen to him, do you?

National Rose Month

 A rose is a rose is a rose is a rose. –Gertrude Stein

'The rose has thorns only for those who would gather it' photo (c) 2009, Parvin - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December.–J.M. Barrie

Gather the rose of love whilst yet is time.–Edmund Spenser

I’d rather have roses on my table than diamonds on my neck.–Emma Goldman

Take time to stop and smell the roses, but not if you are being followed by an angry Samurai.–J. Collins

Some people are always complaining because roses have thorns; I am thankful that thorns have roses. –Alphonse Karr

Won’t you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. –Richard B. Sheridan

'Red Roses' photo (c) 2012, aussiegall - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/The rose is a rose,
And was always a rose.
But the theory now goes
That the apple’s a rose.
–Robert Frost

Oh, my luve’s like a red, red rose,
That’s newly sprung in June;
Oh, my luve’s like the melodie
That’s sweetly played in tune.
–Robert Burns

O, how much more doth beauty beauteous seem
By that sweet ornament which truth doth give!
The rose looks fair, but fairer we it deem
For that sweet odour which doth in it live.
The canker-blooms have full as deep a dye
As the perfumed tincture of the roses,
Hang on such thorns and play as wantonly
When summer’s breath their masked buds discloses:
But, for their virtue only is their show,
They live unwoo’d and unrespected fade,
Die to themselves. Sweet roses do not so;
Of their sweet deaths are sweetest odours made:
And so of you, beauteous and lovely youth,
When that shall fade, my verse distills your truth.
–Shakespeare’s Sonnet LIV (What, may I ask, is a canker-bloom? It must not smell like a rose.):

'Roses & Sage' photo (c) 2012, Tony Alter - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/Roses in literature:

In Beauty and the Beast, Beauty’s father picks a single rose from the Beast’s garden, an act of ingratitude which marks the beginning of all their subsequent troubles.
Snow White and Rose Red is also by The Brothers Grimm.
In Lewis Carroll’s Alice in Wonderland, the not-so-bright gardeners painted white roses red to please the Queen of Hearts.
The Rose by Christina Rossetti
The Rose in the Deeps of His Heart by William Butler Yeats
Short story: The Rose of Dixie by O Henry
A Rose for Emily is a short story by William Faulkner with a gruesome ending.
The Nightingale and the Rose by Oscar Wilde
The Rose in My Garden by Arnold and Anita Lobel
Robert the Rose Horse by Joan Heilbroner
The Children of Primrose Lane by Noel Streatfield (What exactly is a primrose?)
O the Red Rose Tree by Patricia Beatty
Rose in Bloom by Louisa May Alcott Eight Cousins is my favorite LMA book, and this one is its sequel. Wonderful books., they’re not really about roses, but rather about a girl named Rose and her eight boy cousins.
The Black Arrow: A Tale of the Two Roses by Robert Louis Stevenson, set during the War of the Roses in England.

'Bright Yellow Center Rose' photo (c) 2007, kazandrew - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/Songs about roses:

Rose of Tralee
The Last Rose of Summer
Red Roses for a Blue Lady The lyrics page cites Vaughan Monroe as the artist who had a hit with this song in 1949, but I’m pretty sure I remember Andy Williams singing it.
Everything’s Comin’ Up Roses Anybody else remember the musical Gypsy about Gypsy Rose Lee?
Ramblin’ Rose I think this is one of my daddy’s favorite Nat King Cole tunes.
Moonlight and Roses
Primrose Lane
My Wild Irish Rose
Only a Rose
Yellow Rose of Texas
San Antonio Rose
Second Hand Rose
Rose of Washington Square From the musical Thoroughly Modern Millie.
Days of Wine and Roses From the very sad movie of the same title with Jack Lemmon and Lee Remick.
I Never Promised You a Rose Garden
Mexicalli Rose A cowboy song recorded by Gene Autrey and by Bing Crosby.

Coloring Pages, Crafts, and Recipes:
Painting the Roses Red
Rosa Eglanteria by Pierre Joseph Redout.