Archive | April 2005

Who’s Intolerant?

I usually don’t discuss the evolution/creation debate because I’m not a scientist and I honestly don’t know exactly how God created the earth and everything in it. However, I read this in a transcript of an interview on msnbc with Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and found it to be irresistably hubristic:

“Today, I’m happy to report that they don’t burn people at the stake if they claim that Earth goes around the sun, or that there are other stars that might have other planets that themselves could have life.
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What were the consequences in the mid-1800s of saying you didn’t believe Darwin? There weren’t any, really. But today, with biotech companies, there is no understanding of biology without the theory of evolution. And so if you say, ‘I don’t believe the theory of evolution, I think we were all specially created,’ you must understand the consequences of it to your own employability.

Now if you don’t want to become a scientist, then maybe it doesn’t matter. Fine. There are plenty of professions that do not involve scientists. But as I said, the emergent economies are going to be scientifically and technologically driven, with biotech front and center. If you’re coming in saying that there was Adam and Eve, you’re not going to get past the front door. Because they can’t use your knowledge base to invent the next vaccine, the next medicine, the next cure for cancer. That knowledge base does not track into discoveries we know are awaiting us in the halls of biotech firms”

So, pardon me for speaking at all since I am not a Darwinian biologist, but what is this man saying?

1. Religions, especially Christianity, must adapt themselves to scientific thought because science is the highest truth.
2. If you don’t accept Darwinian evolution, you’re out of a job and you are not allowed to participate in scientific discussion or discovery. In order to discover a cure for cancer, you must be a Darwinian. No active persecution here; nobody gets arrested. However, you must understand that in order to participate in the “emergent economies,” you will be required to check your brains at the door and toe the party line.
3. Galileo wasn’t allowed to publically discuss the idea that the earth moved around the sun, and today’s biologists aren’t allowed to discuss seriously the possibility of intelligent design.

So who’s under house arrest now? OK, so I exaggerate, slightly. You just aren’t allowed to invent anything or get past the front door of a biotech company. I am happy to report that they don’t burn people at the stake for believing that there was an Adam and an Eve.

Not Prose

Poetry is that which is not prose.

One merit of poetry few persons will deny: it says more and in fewer words than prose. –Voltaire

Do you have a poem in your pocket (or pocketbook) yet?

Here’s a poem to top it off:

Oh It is Good by Robert Service

Oh, it is good to drink and sup,
And then beside the kindly fire
To smoke and heap the faggots up,
And rest and dream to heart’s desire.

Oh, it is good to ride and run,
To roam the greenwood wild and free,
To hunt, to idle on the sun,
To leap into the laughing sea.

Oh, it is good with hand and brain
To gladly till the chosen soil,
And after honest sweat and strain
To see the harvest of one’s toil.

Oh, it is good afar to roam,
And seek adventure in strange lands;
Yet oh, so good the coming home,
The velvet love of little hands.

So much is good. We thank Thee, God,
For all the tokens Thou hast given,
That here on earth our feet have trod
Thy little shining trails of Heaven.

Library Wish List

I went to Barnes and Noble last night and found six new books that I think I would like to read. My practice is to scope out the books at B&N and then get them from the library to read as soon as they are available. I can’t afford to support my reading habit with my own private funds; I’m on the dole, the public library dole. Books I may want to read (please inform me if you’ve read any of these and know that I’d be wasting my time):

In the Company of Cheerful Ladies by Alexander McCall Smith. This is his newest #1 Ladies’ Detective Agency book. I’ve read Tears of the Giraffe, Morality for Beautiful Girls, and The Full Cupboard of Life all in the past month or so. I also have Mr. Smith’s book The Sunday Philosophy Club, a mystery set in Scotland instead of Botswana. I got all these books from the library, and the Scottish book is next in my queue, so to speak. I find these mysteries to be restful, and the cultural insights are surprising and thought-provoking.

Riding the Bus with my Sister by Rachel Simon. I was at the Hallmark shop a few days ago, and I saw an advertisement for a Hallmark Hall of Fame special based on this book. The author of the book is a professor and writer who agreed to accompany her mentally disabled sister, Beth, for a year as she rode the buses of the city in which she lived. I had never heard of this, apparently very popular, nonfiction book, but I spotted it B&N last night. Since the TV special stars Rosie O’Donnell as Beth and I prefer books anyway, I think I’ll read the book.

The Kite Runner by Khaled Hosseini. This best-seller is set in Afghanistan under the Taliban. The author was born in Afghanistan, but he now lives in California. I hope the book’s presence on the best-seller shelf doesn’t mean that it is way too graphically violent or sexually explicit for my tastes. However, I do like exploring different worlds through the medium of fiction.

The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger. I saw this one recommended on someone’s blog, and although it’s also a best-seller, it sounds intriguing. Whoops, I was googling to see who had recommended the book, and I found a very negativereview at Collected Miscellany. Oh, well, maybe I’ll try it anyway.

With No One As Witness by Elizabeth George. George is an American whose mysteries are all set in England (Scotland Yard). Inspector Thomas Lynley and his assistants Barbara Havers and Winston Nkata are chasing a serial killer in this one. George’s books are way too “graphically violent and sexually explicit” for me, but I read them anyway because the detectives themselves are so interesting.

Long Spoon Lane by Anne Perry. Anne Perry has two 1800’s mystery series, one set in the late 1800’s featuring William Monk, a private detective suffering from amnesia, and another with Police Detective Thomas Pitt and his wife Charlotte set in Victorian England. Long Spoon Lane has Pitt and Charlotte pursuing anarchists.

The Ambassador’s Son by Homer Hickam. Homer Hickam used to work for NASa (like Engineer Husband), so he’s popular in these parts. He wrote Rocket Boys which gave us the movie October Sky about a group of boys who become interested in rockets in the 1950’s in rural West Virginia. The Ambassador’s Son, according to Mr. Hickam’s website, “is an exciting Josh Thurlow adventure set in the exotic South Pacific.” It includes John Kennedy and Dick Nixon as fictional characters . . . ???

Right now I’m reading Gilead by Marilynne Robinson. It starts out slowly, but it’s good. The narrator reminds me of my father-in-law. I need to blog about him someday.

Tomorrow Is Poem in Your Pocket Day

“April is National Poetry Month. To celebrate this special occasion, the New York City Department of Education, in collaboration with the Office of the Mayor, Department of Cultural Affairs, City University of New York, and the New York Times, is co-sponsoring the third annual Poem In Your Pocket Day on Thursday, April 21, 2005. New Yorkers are encouraged to carry a poem in their pocket and share it with friends, family, coworkers and classmates. Public schools throughout the five boroughs will highlight poetry on this day through readings by CUNY poets, poetry workshops and specifically designed lesson plans. Tuck a poem in your pocket and see what surprises may come your way. What will your poem be?”

The name for this day comes from Beatrice DeRegniers’ poem, Keep a Poem in Your Pocket. Be sure to choose your poem today and carry it with you tomorrow–especially if you live in New York City. However, the rest of us can participate, too.
How about every blog posts a poem tomorrow?
And if you go out, keep a poem in your pocket or purse.
My urchins are required to bring a poem to morning devotional time tomorrow.

Coded Messages

I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it began to read like coded messages passing between lonely aliens on a hostile world.– Russell Baker

I think Mr. Baker was talking about modern free verse, not this poem which really is a sort of a coded message. I copied the poem and the acompanying explanation from this website which has lots more information about teaching and appreciating poetry.

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| { , , SYSTEM HALTED

The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:

Waka waka bang star tick tick hash,
Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,
Bang star equal at dollar under-score,
Percent star waka waka tilde number four,
Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,
Pipes curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

The above poem appeared in the May/June 1990 issue of Infocus magazine and has since been floating around the net. The original authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, Michigan.
A poll conducted among Infocus readers had established “waka” as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters < and >, though some readers held out resolutely for “norkies.

Sympathizing with Tennyson

Poetry is like shot-silk with many glancing colours, and every reader must find his own interpretation, according to his ability and according to his sympathy with the poet.— Alfred, Lord Tennyson

Sea Fever by John Masefield

I must down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky,
And all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by,
And the wheel’s kick and the wind’s song and the white sail’s shaking,
And a grey mist on the sea’s face, and a grey dawn breaking.

I must down to the seas again, for the call of the running tide
Is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied;
And all I ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying,
And the flung spray and the blown spume, and the sea-gulls crying.

I must down to the seas again, to the vagrant gypsy life,
To the gull’s way and the whale’s way where the wind’s like a whetted knife;
And all I ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow-rover
And quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick’s over.

I’ve never been a sailor, hardly ever been on the ocean at all, don’t even know if I’d enjoy sailing or boats at all. Nevertheless, there’s some kind of affinity or sympathy in me for the feeling of this poem. It’s the “wild call” and the “clear call” and the “vagrant gypsy life” and the “wind’s song.” Something in all that sea feverishness resonates with a wildness in me and with the gypsy in me.
Someday I may be a real gypsy. I’d love to travel. Right now I’m only a gypsy-of-the-mind.

Unsinkable Courage


Thursday 18 April 1912
(A poem said to have been written on board the RMS Olympic, April 18, 1912, following the disaster to her sister ship)

He slams his door in the face of the world
If he thinks the world too bold:
He will even curse; but he opens his purse
To the poor, and the sick, and the old.

He is slow in giving to woman the vote
And slow to pick up her fan;
But he gives her room in an hour of doom
And dies – like an Englishman!

Ella Wheeler Wilcox (1855-1919)

On this day in 1912 the luxury liner Titanic sank at 2:27 AM after hitting an iceberg just before midnight the night before (the 14th). 2227 persons were on board the Titanic; only 705 were rescued from the icy waters near the site of the sunken vessel. Most of the survivors were women and children.

Some fiction books featuring the Titanic:
Tonight on the Titanic (Magic Treehouse Series, No. 17) by Mary Pope Osborne
Titanic Crossing by Barbara Williams
SOS Titanic by Eve Bunting I read this one while I was sick a few days ago. It’s OK, typical teen romance-type novel with good historical detail. There’s a steward who foresees the disaster because of his supernatural “gift.” And there’s an underlying theme of class war and class distinctions just as there was in the movie, Titanic.

Educating Daughters

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. . And she will have leisure enough beside to run over the English poetry, which is a more important part of a woman’s education than it is generally supposed. Many a young damsel has been ruined by a fine copy of verses, which she would have laughed at if she had known it had been stolen from Mr. Waller. –Lady Mary Montagu, Advice to Her Daughter on Educating her Grandaughter

So girls should study poetry so that they won’t be fooled by some cad who claims another poet’s words for his own. Well, it’s a reason.
Note to my daughters and to any other young maidens who are reading: If some guy pledges his undying love for you in these words, the words themselves are not his:

SHE walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies;
And all that ‘s best of dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes:
Thus mellow’d to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.
One shade the more, one ray the less,
Had half impair’d the nameless grace
Which waves in every raven tress,
Or softly lightens o’er her face;
Where thoughts serenely sweet express
How pure, how dear their dwelling-place.

And on that cheek, and o’er that brow,
So soft, so calm, yet eloquent,
The smiles that win, the tints that glow,
But tell of days in goodness spent,
A mind at peace with all below,
A heart whose love is innocent!

On the other hand, if he’s smart enough to borrow the words of Byron, he may be worth considering. Just don’t be “ruined by a fine copy of verses.”

Profound, Yet Simple

There is nothing wrong with poetry that is entertaining and easy to understand. Genius could be the ability to say a profound thing in a simple way.–Charles Bukowski

The Minuet by Mary Mapes Dodge

Grandma told me all about it,
Told me so I couldn’t doubt it,
How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago–
How she held her pretty head,
How her dainty skirt she spread,
How she slowly leaned and rose–long ago.

Grandma’s hair was bright and sunny,
Dimpled cheeks, too, oh, how funny!
Really quite a pretty girl–long ago.
Bless her! why, she wears a cap,
Grandma does, and takes a nap
Every single day; and yet
Grandma danced the minuet–long ago.

“Modern ways are quite alarming,”
Grandma says, “but boys were charming”
(Girls and boys she means, of course) “long ago.”
Brave but modest, grandly shy;
She would like to have us try
Just to feel like those who met
In the graceful minuet–long ago.

Another Dialect

Here’s another dialect poem. I wonder if this one offends the Scots. If so, I’m sorry, but it’s a good picture of our home at bedtime.

Cuddle Doon
by Alexander Anderson

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
Wi muckle faught and din.
“Oh try an’ sleep, ye waukrife rogues,
Your faither’s comin’ in.”
They niver heed a word I speak,
I try tae gie a froon,
But aye I hap’ them up an’ cry
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

Wee Jamie wi’ the curly heid,
He aye sleeps next the wa’
Bangs up and cries, “I want a piece!”
The rascal starts them a’.
I rin and fetch them pieces, drinks,
They stop a wee the soun’,
Then draw the blankets up an’ cry,
“Noo, weanies, cuddle doon.”

But ere five minutes gang, wee Rab
Cries oot frae neath the claes,
“Mither, mak’ Tam gie ower at aince,
He’s kittlin’ wi’ his taes.”
The mischief in that Tam for tricks,
He’d bother half the toon,
But aye I hap them up an’ cry,
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

At length they hear their faither’s fit
An’ as he steeks the door,
They turn their faces tae the wa’
An Tam pretends tae snore.
“Hae a’ the weans been gude?” he asks,
As he pits aff his shoon.
“The bairnies, John, are in their beds
An’ lang since cuddled doon!”

An’ just afore we bed oorsel’s
We look at oor wee lambs,
Tam has his airm roun’ wee Rab’s neck
An Rab his airm roun’ Tam’s.
I lift wee Jamie up the bed
An’ as I straik each croon,
I whisper till my heart fills up:
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

The bairnies cuddle doon at nicht
Wi’ mirth that’s dear tae me.
But soon the big warl’s cark an’ care
Will quaten doon their glee.
Yet come what will to ilka ane,
May He who rules aboon,
Aye whisper, though their pows be bald:
“Oh, bairnies, cuddle doon!”

I wish I could do a Scots accent. I’m not very good at accents or dialects–except plain old Texan.